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Politics and Light Bulbs
Wherein, the creator of this post offers up a few lame riddles in an attempt to lighten, somewhat, the current political insanity of the GOP race.

Q: How many EFM’ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, actually. We can see perfectly well where we’re going, even in the dark.

Q: How many Newt supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: No one knows. Newt claims that because of his sunny personality, they don’t need one.
A2: They can’t. Newt claims that Mitt has stolen them all, and is lying as to their whereabouts.
A3: Don’t know. The supply ship from earth to the new moon colony hasn’t arrived yet.
A4: None. Newt would rather spend his time blaming Mitt for the demise of the last bulb.
A5: What light bulb?

Q: How many Obama supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, actually. Obama says that there is nothing wrong with the last one he installed, and that, in fact, the bulb is actually getting brighter.

Q: How many Romney supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Normally just one, but the group decided that an Evangelical and a Mormon should join hands and do it together. (There was much applause afterwards.)

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Published on December 31, 2011 at 3:25 am  Leave a Comment  

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